Erectile dysfunction affects over 5.6 million men in the UK, with 40% of guys over the age of 40 regularly feeling a little “down”. You can guard against frustrating detumescence by oiling the pipes with a Martini. The natural oil in olives is rich in the “good” (monounsaturated) fats also found in avocados, peanuts and oily fish. A study in the Journal Of Applied Physiology found that men with more “good” oil in their diets had higher testosterone levels and a stronger sex drive. [..]

Men spend an average of 43 minutes admiring girls, which means lusty looks take up to a year of their lives in total.

Women on the other hand ogle up to six men for 20 minutes a day, which adds up to six months of their lives, reports The Sun. [..]