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Porn versions of James Cameron’s 3D sci-fi blockbuster Avatar and hit US TV show Glee are on their way.
Hustler has confirmed that they are making This Ain’t Avatar XXX as part of their forthcoming line-up of porn parodies of top films and TV shows. [..]
Pornography does not have to make women shudder; in fact, it could be quite a thrilling and interesting experience for both partners.
Obviously, I’m not referring to the kinds of movies in which a pizza delivery guy shows up and gets lucky with six women. Most women need plots, however weak, in whatever they watch and pornography is no exception to the rule. [..]
Fancy a career change? The first book on how to break into the porn industry is about to be released.
With more than a million people now unemployed in Britain, there are more people than ever seeking a career change.
Would you go as far as considering a new life as a porn star? For the small majority who are more than happy to shed their clothes and star in films such as Driving Into Miss Daisy and In Diana Jones, then Joy King is here to help.
A high-profile executive for Wicked pictures, which is one of the US’s most respected porn film companies, King has spent 20 years helping men and women break into the industry, an industry currently worth a whopping £7 to 10billion a year.
She decided to write her book, simply titled Get Into Porn, while running Jenna Jameson’s fan club. This was no mean feat – Jameson is currently the queen of the adult industry and one of the highest earning stars in the business.
A huge majority of the letters she received were enquiring about ways to start in the industry and, after doing some research, King discovered there was very little information available.
King’s book promises tips on avoiding failure, poorly paid jobs and a wealth of secrets to ensure you hit the big time. Other tips are more practical and include grooming and hygiene advice (worryingly, this isn’t always obvious to some people) plus very specific control exercises.
For men, she suggests regularly trying to stave off orgasm for 20 minutes, while she suggests women film themselves masturbating in every position they can imagine to see how they look during sex.
Pretty good orgasms
‘When someone has an orgasm it’s not always pretty,’ says King. ‘Watching themselves will help them be aware of how they look so they can put themselves in the perfect position on camera.’
Of course, there are many horror stories associated with the adult entertainment industry that King refers to, including women being forced to do grim scenes and problems finding a partner who will be happy with such a career. Is she worried her book will encourage people to turn to porn on a whim and regret it later?
‘My intention was to make sure anyone considering getting into porn is completely aware of what that means. Plenty of industries take advantage of women and many still earn less than their male counterparts. At least the female performers here earn more money and, if they are clever, also call the shots.’
